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1  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / Missing wife on: January 22, 2015, 01:05:01 pm
A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something, maybe 5'5
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat, but could lose a few.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Dark. Not sure - maybe Brown.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season -  lightest brown now
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : I don't remember exactly but she wears jeans a lot.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint,  with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and Black leather GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door near the....... at this point the husband started crying...
                      Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.   
2  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / Fisherman on: January 03, 2015, 12:56:11 pm
An RVer named Stan was stopped by a game warden as he was returning to his Winnebago with a bucket full of still-alive bass. "Do you have a license?" the game warden asked. The man replied, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" the warden asked. "Yes, sir. Every night I take them down to the lake and let them swim around for awhile. When they hear my whistle, they jump right back into the bucket and I take them back to the RV." "That's a bunch of baloney," the game warden said, to which the man responded "if you don't believe me, then follow me back to the lake to see for yourself." Still suspicious, but curious, the game warden agreed. And so they walked to the lake. There, the man let the fish out into the water, where they disappeared. "Okay," said the game warden. "Call them back." "Call who back?" "The fish," replied the warden. "What fish?" asked the man.
3  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / In memory of Billy on: January 03, 2015, 11:27:25 am
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." Stunned, the young man says, "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her," she says.
4  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: Decisions Decisions on: November 12, 2014, 03:34:21 pm
Hopefully your still reading this thread had to add 2cents,,,,

good luck


Yep I'm still reading and learning. Next May we sell the big house and move into a little house. And then we can get the moving house!!
5  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: Disappointing gas mileage on: October 08, 2014, 02:20:16 pm
What octane does the Ford V10 in these RVs call for?
6  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: Disappointing gas mileage on: October 07, 2014, 01:06:57 pm
A app I use on my phone is I find it very easy to enter the info for as many vehicles as you want. It also keeps track of maintenance items etc. Most of all it's easy to use. While your standing at the pump you just enter the info on your smart phone. It connects to a website that you can access from a home or office desktop and that way print out graphs and all sorts of info on your vehicle. You don't have to use it every time you fill up which was a problem I had with other gas mileage trackers. It estimates what your total mileage is based on your use and every couple of months I go to the web site and just update that. I do try to use it every time as I'm self employed and my work mileage is deductible. It's has been a real benefit to my tax filing. I got audited once and when the IRS agent questioned my car deductions I pulled out my records from MyCarProjects and he closed the audit right then.
7  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: New member on: August 07, 2014, 12:39:10 pm
We will be at Hersey too looking at them all but with a special interest in a 2552.
8  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: vibration in driveline on: July 29, 2014, 11:56:22 am
What models of Cruisers have the 3rd shaft. Is this just a problem of the 2900 and 3100 series or does it also effect the shorter units?
9  Main Forum / Adventure Anywhere / Re: Acadia national park on: July 14, 2014, 01:27:32 pm
Dont miss the popovers at the Jordon Pond house.
10  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: Decisions Decisions on: April 15, 2014, 03:15:42 pm
A helpful to Jim and Beth for showing us their customized 2910. Beautiful!
Richard & Jackie
11  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: Where can I rent a Phoenix Cruiser on: March 29, 2014, 11:18:12 am
Thanks guys. This summer we are renting a class C to do just what 2 Frazzled did. I'm just hopeful that the well known problems of rental rigs won't turn my wife off. Ron Goodspeed was kind of enough to show us his old 2551 and we will be going to see his new 3100 soon. We will also be checking out a 2900 that is close by. And finally we are planning a trip to Hersey at the end of this summer to make a final decision. I've followed this thread for a while and like these units a lot. I especially like the strong loyalty voiced here and the customer service that Phoenix demonstrates. Plus Aimee and I have become good FB friends and seem to have similar musical taste! So we are narrowing our search. I like PCs because of the above mentioned items and their obvious quality. The other rig I like is the THOR ACE 29.2 for it's floor plan and and extremely attractive price. It was built to a price point though and it shows in certain areas.
12  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: Where can I rent a Phoenix Cruiser on: March 28, 2014, 04:43:51 pm
Thats all well and good Ron but I cant find anyone here in New England that is willing to let their precious baby out of their sight! You guys hold on to these rigs like they were made of gold. But I'll keep looking! Hint Hint.
13  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: Decisions Decisions on: March 05, 2014, 05:24:45 pm
Thank you all for the comments. They reinforce what I have come to believe after spending some time on this forum over the past year. We will just need to get inside some more of all types of MH. We did like the floor plan of that ACE 29.2 but the quality and durability was suspect. The cost difference is substantial though. We keep a close eye on the used market here too. I am reminded of one of my custom builder clients though. A home buyer was complaining about the cost of a custom staircase the builder quoted. The builders response was, "Do you want all the nails or just some of them?" Jim we will be in touch.
14  Main Forum / General Discussion / Decisions Decisions on: March 04, 2014, 05:29:59 pm
I find it interesting that the difference in price between a 3100 and a 2552 is minuscule. Comparably equipped with the options I wanted it was about $400. The difference seemed to be a little more money for full body paint on the larger 3100. Shows you just how popular that 2552 has become. What I am also wrestling with and could use the groups help in my search and education is the cost difference between the PC and a few of the smaller Class As like the THOR ACE 29.2. If what I see for negotiated pricing in the RV forums is correct they can be had for about 70 to 75 thousand. A pretty huge savings from the PC. We visited a ACE at the dealers the other day and were impressed with the layout. Not so impressed with the single pane windows and thin walls. Good insulation is important to me for sound and heat living here in the great white north. Especially this year! -4 this morning at my house. So any thoughts you would like to share. Our education and search will go on for a while yet. Planning a visit to Hersey this fall to actually get in some of these and see how they feel. We are on the 14 month plan.
15  Main Forum / Adventure Anywhere / Re: Camping in Alabama on: February 20, 2014, 04:43:48 pm
Keep in mind the higher altitudes might be a bit too nippy.

Alabama has "higher altitudes"? This NH boy would have never guessed. After three major snow storms in the last week all of our peaks are about 5 feet taller! Today our Mt Washington is a balmy 15 degrees with 60 mph winds. Enjoy Alabama.
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