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61  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / Re: Von's receipt on: December 06, 2012, 11:25:50 am
I really don't mind buying a bag or four but what just bugs the heck out of me is I keep forgetting them in the car. Or let's see maybe its six bags?
62  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / EMPLOYEE NOTICE Pg13 on: December 05, 2012, 08:05:24 pm
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the
economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of
50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs
and reducing unemployment.
 
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
 
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered
for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
 
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
 
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
 
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents
& Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
 
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
 
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always
prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
 
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to
the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you
can handle.
 
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
 
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and
oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the
Tunnel has been turned off.
63  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / Re: Von's receipt on: December 04, 2012, 08:06:36 pm
You missed the point, the PAPER RECEIPT was 17" long!
64  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / Von's receipt on: December 03, 2012, 08:43:36 pm
Grocey stores on the west cost are eliminating plastic and paper bags to save money. We purchased 4 items today and the paper receipt was 17" long, go figure!
65  Main Forum / Tips and Tricks / Re: closet rod on: December 02, 2012, 10:10:52 pm
The reason for the hookless is it eliminates the space between the rod and ceiling also the space the "hook" takes up, so most all clothes do not drag on the bottom of the closet!
66  Main Forum / Tips and Tricks / Re: closet rod on: December 01, 2012, 09:49:12 pm
We use hookless hangers. www.hooklesshangers.com they work great for us. They have different strengths. Check them out.
67  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / Identity theft on: November 30, 2012, 02:32:13 pm
Somebody stole my identity last week. Today they showed up and pleaded for me to take it back!
68  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: HAPPY THANKSGIVING on: November 23, 2012, 01:24:22 am
I can't believe I ate that much! We sure hope everyone is well, god bless you all.
69  Main Forum / Tips and Tricks / Re: Let there be Light on: November 22, 2012, 05:42:34 pm
OMG, another project. Yours looks Greeeeeeeeat!
70  Main Forum / Around the Campfire / A COWBOY TOMBSTONE on: November 19, 2012, 10:47:40 pm
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
71  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: What tires are ya'll buying? on: November 17, 2012, 07:23:37 pm
"I don't know if the rubber compound is any different, but I have heard that tires that are in motion (being driven on) will be less susceptible to dry rot.  The reasoning was that the constant flexing prevents the dry rot."

Sounds like what's wrong with my body, no flexing!
72  Main Forum / Tips and Tricks / Re: Small little fix behind stove top on: November 17, 2012, 12:58:58 pm
One big Atta Boy.    ThankYou
73  Main Forum / General Discussion / Re: Winegard on: November 16, 2012, 01:47:01 am
We have DirecTV, only time the batwing goes up is to clean the roof.   LOL  LOL
74  Main Forum / Tips and Tricks / Re: toilet paper holder on: November 16, 2012, 01:38:48 am
I never knew there were some many ways to hold a roll of toilet paper. Grin

Hey, it's toilet paper, what else you got to do while sitting there?

 LOL rolling on the floor rolling on the floor Cheer rolling on the floor
75  Main Forum / Tips and Tricks / Re: toilet paper holder on: November 14, 2012, 05:50:52 pm
We installed it on the inside of the door under the sink. Always out of the way, easy to reach.
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