It appears that when you do buy a PC, you will add some panache to the population of mundane owners, as I presume that you are "Zorba, The Veiled Male", a man of renown whose websites on Google cover more than one screen. Nice to see that PC's don't only appeal to old retirees like me.
Snort! Guilty as charged.
I may not be an "old retiree" like you - but I'm getting close! Amazing what some Henna and makeup will do for a guy!