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Gun Control
« on: January 31, 2013, 11:29:02 am »
Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's

There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me.”  Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.  :-[  I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

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Re: Gun Control
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2013, 12:34:20 pm »
So GoPhoenix is a commedian too.  I didn't expect that from you.  Very funny.  roflol
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Re: Gun Control
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2013, 08:45:26 pm »
Question not to ask in a children's Sermon.

A Pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are suppose to call the doctor".

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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