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« on: June 26, 2013, 08:22:55 pm »

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says hello
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks:
'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table,
with all my buddies watching.
She looks into his eyes and says calmly :
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2013, 07:26:26 am »

What makes this hilarious is that it could really happen that way! rolling on the floor

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