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« on: July 31, 2013, 02:51:55 pm »


> Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones.
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer.
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> Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
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> To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a
one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
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> 1) Argued over nothing.
> 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> 3) Gained weight.
> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
> 5) Became overly emotional
> 6) Couldn't drive.
> 7) Failed to think rationally, and
> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
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> No further testing was considered necessary!

Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke Wink
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2013, 04:05:04 pm »

Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke Wink
Good to clarify....especially following just behind the Welfare joke.

BTW:  VERY Funny!
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2013, 04:52:11 pm »

This I think is funny.  rolling on the floor
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2013, 05:16:05 pm »

FWIW: Where I work, if I passed around either joke....actually nearly every joke shared on this forum.....I would be unemployed.  It's gotten extremely tight in that regard.  Everyone at work has to play "Politician".  I understand why, but it does take away much in being real people.  I can't wait to retire, this being one reason.  10 years and counting.....I hope I won't have to later add to the count-down.
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2013, 09:25:59 pm »

This I think is funny.  rolling on the floor

Sounds sexist to me!

Sorry, I couldn't resist the urge. Peace!  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2013, 09:49:28 pm »

Are we going PC here too ?????
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2013, 10:14:46 pm »

Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke Wink
Good to clarify....especially following just behind the Welfare joke.

BTW:  VERY Funny!

For better or for worse, the Welfare joke is history. Peace!  Cheers
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2013, 07:17:25 am »

lets forget that joke ever happened.  Cheers
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2013, 08:16:15 am »

lets forget that joke ever happened.  Cheers

Sounds good to me!  ThumbsUp
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2013, 09:08:39 am »

Continually mentioning it is like trying to end a conversation with a question.
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2013, 11:29:53 am »

Continually mentioning it is like trying to end a conversation with a question.

Sounds finalized to me unless you consider this to be a question.  Smile
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2013, 12:35:23 pm »

Not at all.
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