> Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones.
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
> Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
> To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a
one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
> 1) Argued over nothing.
> 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> 3) Gained weight.
> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
> 5) Became overly emotional
> 6) Couldn't drive.
> 7) Failed to think rationally, and
> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
> No further testing was considered necessary!
Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke