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« on: January 22, 2015, 01:05:01 pm »

A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:
 
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
 
Sergeant : What is her height ?
 
Husband : Oh, 5 something, maybe 5'5
 
Sergeant : Build?
 
Husband : Not slim, not really fat, but could lose a few.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?
 
Husband : Dark. Not sure - maybe Brown.
 
Sergeant : Color of hair?
 
Husband : Changes according to season -  lightest brown now
 
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
 
Husband : I don't remember exactly but she wears jeans a lot.
 
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
 
Husband : yes.
 
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
 
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint,  with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and Black leather GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door near the....... at this point the husband started crying...
 
                      Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.   
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Richard & Jackie Whitney
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2015, 01:45:55 pm »

 rolling on the floor rolling on the floor rolling on the floor
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2015, 05:37:33 pm »

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor rolling on the floor
rolling on the floor rolling on the floor rolling on the floor   Me Too.
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2015, 08:36:19 pm »

 I love it. It is my dream car.
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2015, 04:29:11 pm »

 rolling on the floor
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