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married for one night
« on: July 25, 2011, 07:24:34 pm »
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are
both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental rail. Though initially embarrassed
and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell
asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying,"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
 
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"


 After a moment of silence, he farted.
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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Re: married for one night
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 08:09:50 pm »
 tymote!!!
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Re: married for one night
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 08:07:54 pm »
 roflol