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« on: August 11, 2011, 08:11:24 PM »
The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:

"For goodness sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 08:52:02 PM »
Two for one:

Why is a bad joke like a poor pencil? Because it has no point.


A man in his 90's, for a Special Birthday Gift from his Grandsons, is sent a Stripper to his home to entertain him.  After she rings the bell of his home, she informs him that his grandsons sent her as a special birthday gift, to provide her services.  The grandfather asks her, " What do you do?"  She said ,"I can provide you "Sup-er Sex".  “He says, “Look, I'm 98 years old, I'll take the Soup!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 07:40:21 AM »
AAARRRGGGHHH !!!
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