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« on: October 06, 2011, 01:32:32 am »


 
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2011, 04:06:45 pm »

HA!
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2011, 06:41:49 pm »

Aimee',
Don't encourage him.
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