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Two Prostitutes
« on: January 17, 2012, 09:05:10 pm »
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said:



"Two Prostitutes - $50.00."



A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have
to remove the sign or go to jail.



Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:



"JESUS SAVES".



One of the girls asked the officer,
"How come you don't stop them?"



Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains
to religion.



The following day the same police officer noticed the same
two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.



He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:



Two Fallen Angels

Seeking Peter - $50
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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Re: Two Prostitutes
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 11:26:37 am »
 :-D oh, i chuckled at this one
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