Tinker Bell, the Smart car and a Piaggio for a guy that's big enough to destroy any thought of stealth. Do you rotate the springs on them?
Would you not be better off with a FIAT Abarth (at least the top folds back so you can have your head high enough to see out of it)?
Hey, here's an idea; get a white Abarth and you could sneak up on people who would think its a spitwad on the end of a shoebox.
It'd be pretty easy to go completely invisible at Sleeping Bear too.
Not so stealthy Bob