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Beware of the underwear dust
« on: May 30, 2012, 11:27:59 pm »
One  evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His  wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.
               
The  next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What in the world is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April',  he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder;  it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!  
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.