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« on: August 26, 2013, 12:11:11 am »

My new neighbor.....

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her home from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and
knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"


Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
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