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Children say the funniest things
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:51:46 am »
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs."
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Re: Children say the funniest things
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2015, 08:12:24 am »
Yikes! When I finished laughing I pictured us in a similar position with the eight year old granddaughter. My saving grace would be that my common "stall while I think" tactic with her is to throw out that "why do you ask" or "where did you hear that" first. I do expect the real tough questions to come our way one day.
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